I would like Chris to take a photo of three complete attractive female strangers holding a sign (thick black marker on White paper or poster board) which reads:
"I Like Spike!" and then email the photos to me to end the assignment.

Scheduled by: Uncle Spike
Location: Buffalo

I would like to schedule Chris to pick me up at 8:30 am and ferry me to a doctor's appointment, wait for me to finish and then drive me up to the UB campus and drop me off.

Scheduled by: Stephanie Rothenberg
Location: --

I'd love you to browse my website to the "free e-card" page and send me a card for my birthday. In fact, I'll be 33 on 11th of march. The website is www.taiabati.com, you can also see some of my pictures. If you do so, I will print (in my dark room) the BW photo you chose and send it to you. Thank you. Bye bye.

Scheduled by: Taiabati
Location: Computer

Desk Job

Chris should commandeer the desk in the media study hallway (outside room 269). He should bring personal affects (photographs, reminders on post-its, etc) to mark the space as his. Chris should also have some paperwork to be doing while at the desk.

I would like Chris to sit at this desk as much as possible during this hour - or even whenever he has a chance throughout the day.

From this desk, he can send the ecard to Taiabati (already scheduled for this timeslot). If a computer cannot be provided, the TA office will be open and he can use the one there, within sight of his desk.

Scheduled by: liz
Location: Media Study Hallway

I would like Chris to randomly pick around people on campus listening to their MP3 players and ask them what they are listening to at that point in time then ask what they are going to do next. This exercise is to see if people have a "soundtrack" based on actions they anticipate doing. Once done, blog it!

Scheduled by: Kevin Lim
Location: UB North Campus

Chris should attempt to do a handstand for as long as possible. Walking around on his hands is an added bonus. As this shouldn't last an hour, he should have the new Mars Volta ablum playing so that he can listen to it for the remainder of the hour.

Scheduled by: Ricky
Location: Chris's Apartment

Telephone my friend Dustin, for it is his day of birth. I would very much like you to sing him the "Happy Birthday Song," and wish him a happy birthday. To celebrate, have yourself some clam chowder and a side of hush puppies. Enjoy!

Scheduled by: Matt Mills
Location: Captain D's or equivalent

Sometime between 4 - 4:30pm, enter the 2nd floor gallery and make an action, ignoring the group of people in serious discussion about art.

Scheduled by: Millie
Location: UB Galleries, 2nd floor

I would like Chris to bum cigarettes off random people to see if he can obtain a full pack within the alloted time frame. I've been told this is possible, but have never believed it. Please post results when the task has been completed.

Scheduled by: Joe
Location: Anywhere

Chris has one hour to draw/paint/sketch something for me. anything he so desires. must be 12" x 12". will pay to have it mailed to me.

Scheduled by: Justin
Location: --

I would like Chris to spend this time recuperating. The only condition is that Chris spends the time in a way he feels is positive.

Scheduled by: Hays
Location: His Choice

Gather a group of friends (all of legal drinking age) watch the Bill Murray film "What About Bob" while drinking the alcoholic beverage of your choice. Every time a character says "What About Bob?" or uses the phrase "Baby Steps," raise your drink and loudly toast "Here's to Scott Velazco!" and drink up. If you like, you can finish the night with a drunken visit to scottspants.com

Scheduled by: Scott Velazco
Location: Chris Barr's residence